[-The Stig-]

Wow, I've never actually had to 'defend' myself on the freeway.


I was cruising along at 70ish in the slow lane. It's what I do... I cruise. When I notice a red Honda Civic Si roll past in the lane over. He had exhaust and wheels. Ehh, maybe next time I'll dick with him.

My focus still on him, contimplating whether or not to pursue him.. When out of nowhere... well he came from somewhere, but it's more dramatic when you say OUT OF NOWHERE! this Audi slides next to me and gives me a BOV at my door.

The Fuck? Somebody... Challenging me??? Now that's a first. "Oh, the hell no, you just did not give me a BOV to the face!" I said to myself and rolled on the gas in 5th gear. To let him know I'm very game.

He follows me as I make my way over to the fast lanes. He gets on my left and tries to pass me. I drop to 4th and leave him. I put 2 car lenghts easily on him and let off.

Ok, I'm done. I proved my point. You came to me for a race, I gave it to you, and you lost. Go away now.

He BOV's me again. Drop to 4th again and leave him once more, upshift to 5th gear and let off at 110mph.

I start to slow down and pop over into another lane to let him pass. He gets ahead of me... a car is in my lane so I come in behind him and when there's enough room he hits it again, I drop back to 4th gear and mash the gas and I pull from half a car length behind him out and around him then proceed to put on a good bus length and let off at again 110mph.

Pulls up next to me again and gives me oonce more a BOV to the face. BLAH!!! 4th gear, let off at 110mph.

Go away now! I win!



Finally He got the picture... and we exchanged thumbs ups... It didn't sound like a 1.8T, sounded like a six cylinder from the exhaust. he had his emblems shaved, so I'm not sure what it was. I'm assuming it was a 1.8T. It moved pretty good for what it was... but obviously it didn't move fast enough.

Fun times.