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Old 02-04-2005, 04:18 PM
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Re: Sexist Jokes

More sexist jokes:


Q: Why doesn't a married woman need an umbrella?

A: Because there's a roof between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: Why did God make women?

A: Sheep can't cook.


Q: Why do brides wear white?

A: To match the washer and dryer.
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