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Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird
"Michael Jackson......guilty. Finally."
"Car manufacturers bringing back the old school look of the 1990's cars"
"Jared is still on the SUBWAY diet"
"McDonalds... Over 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,001 served"
"Osama Bin Laden has released yet ANOTHER threatening tape."
"Oprah wins election for Ruler of the World."
"ABC trying something new... a NON reality based TV show."
"Honda = Domestic, Ford = Import"
"Slavery is in action once again. The white people are begging for freedom."
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That Michael Jackson headline reminded me of this:
1. Q. How can you tell it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
2. Q. What's soft and brown and found in little boy's underwear?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
3. Michael Jackson rushed over to Kmart when he heard that little boy's underwear were 1/2 off.
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