[Towlie]

A teenage boy and his girlfriend were making out
in his car. He says, "Please darling, I can't
take it anymore without some relief."

She replies, "You know I am saving myself until
we are married!"

He begs her, "How about I just put the head in
for a while, just let me marinate the head a
little?"

She reluctantly agrees if it's only the head.
So he proceeds to put the head in and that’s
all he does, for about 30 seconds, but he gets
carried away and before you know it he’s put it
in entirely and is pumping with deep thrusts with
all he's got.

After a few minutes she moans and says, "I know
we have this deal that you are only putting the
head in, but... this feels really good, so go
ahead and give it all to me!"

Thinking quickly he responds, "No, a deals a
deal."