Talking to people on AIM who have had a few beers is pretty amusing.
observe, this fellow AFer.
Names have been removed to protect their identity. :silly2:
*[3:48 PM]: No. It'll aeakt more than six fuicking cooR lisekj to get e druinjn
*[3:48 PM]: OH SHIT!!!
Kris94G20 [3:48 PM]: lol
* [3:49 PM]: I am really trying tog et typing right!!!
Kris94G20 [3:49 PM]: 6 makes you type funny. :-p
*[3:49 PM]: HA AH AH
* [3:49 PM]: Soon we;ll find out what 7 will do/
* [3:49 PM]: I am fucking rocking!!!!!
Kris94G20 [3:49 PM]: lol
* [3:49 PM]: Wow, what good typing, EH?!?!
* [3:49 PM]: Where is PMAN when I need him.
* [3:49 PM]: Is he online?!?!?!?!
* [3:50 PM]: DSAMN MAN, I hate to say it,m but this is fucking fiun
* [3:50 PM]: IOT's Tuesday, for shit;s sake.
*[3:50 PM]: how gerat is this.
* [3:50 PM]: QWouild you like to get a word in edgewise?!?!?!
* [3:50 PM]: Well Too BSD
!!!
*[3:50 PM]: Oopd.. bad
Kris94G20 [3:50 PM]: lol
* [3:50 PM]: NOT BSD..
* [3:50 PM]: Yo are laughing at me,
Kris94G20 [3:51 PM]: I have to work, I got yelled at today for being a slacker. :-D
* [3:51 PM]: How dore you!
* [3:51 PM]: Don't slack, mr slacker!!!
Kris94G20 [3:51 PM]: 
Kris94G20 [3:51 PM]: I try not too.
* [3:51 PM]: I am having a good time with this this.
*[3:51 PM]: But I also don't want to get you fieredd
* [3:51 PM]: Looka t these moenents of briallliana ce whew i CAN TYPE nicely?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kris94G20 [3:51 PM]: I dont want to either. :-\
*[3:51 PM]: FUCKING A, DUDE!!!!!!
Kris94G20 [3:52 PM]: Go make a drunk post.
* [3:52 PM]: drunk... whose drunk>!>!
*[3:52 PM]: Are you ?? because I sure ain't.
Kris94G20 [3:52 PM]: lol
Kris94G20 [3:52 PM]: I think i could use it.
* [3:52 PM]: I have 6 goddam beers to go, yoiu fucker
* [3:52 PM]: How persumptuous of you.
* [3:53 PM]: So is married ;lidfe all it's cracked up to be?!?!
* [3:53 PM]: Because I am fucking petrified!!!!!
* [3:53 PM]: Amazing - I can't even get a nivcely typed senteence out when I'm sober.
*[3:53 PM]: And yet here I am busting out the skills
Kris94G20 [3:53 PM]: lol
Kris94G20 [3:53 PM]: yes, I like it
Kris94G20 [3:53 PM]: :-)
* [3:53 PM]: You should go work'
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: Now that things are looking better
*[3:54 PM]: I'd feel bad if you got fired
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: I would blame it on you.
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: :-D
*[3:54 PM]: Are any of my AIM adshole friends not working right now?!?! WHERE's RAZOR!!??!!
* [3:54 PM]: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??
* [3:54 PM]: JK 
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: Heep is on.
*[3:54 PM]: I am the asshoole
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: lol
Kris94G20 [3:54 PM]: You know Heep's AIM name?
* [3:55 PM]: HEEP... than again, I don;t think I'd like to intorduce myself now.....
Kris94G20 [3:55 PM]: lol
* [3:55 PM]: He and I haven;t AIm'ed yet
* [3:55 PM]: I have to OPee plaes excuse me, dog
Kris94G20 [3:56 PM]: Dont fall in.
*[3:57 PM]: My ass is way too big.
* [3:58 PM]: NNOOOOOO... not really
* [3:58 PM]: UI didn't fall in.
* [3:58 PM]: I actually feel very refereshed
* [3:58 PM]: si what is Hppe's AImname
* [3:58 PM]: ??
Kris94G20 [3:58 PM]: lol
Kris94G20 [3:58 PM]: hold on, i will show you.
* [3:59 PM]: Did you ditch me you fucker?!?!?!
Kris94G20 [3:59 PM]: nope, im here. :-D
* [3:59 PM]: Oh.
*[3:59 PM]: Sorry.
* [4:00 PM]: I had scrolled up to the top of the window, and I didn't realize it
* [4:00 PM]: I'm 80 timse as stupeid under the influence
Kris94G20 [4:00 PM]: lol
*[4:00 PM]: I really don't think I want the aAF publid to be subjkected to me like this