Women were not put upon this earth in order to gain extreme knowledge of automobiles. That’s a man’s job! Women don’t need to know how to drive a car. A man should chauffeur her pretty little self around (especially a college girl) anywhere she would like to go. (cough, cough, my apartment). Women don’t need to know how to open a car door. A man should immediately rush over to open the passenger door for a woman (especially if she’s wearing a short skirt).
In my opinion, women have many more important other matters to deal with and remember beside the mechanical workings of the modern day automobile (e.g. Making sure they look attractive and presentable when the man comes home from work/bar after work. Make sure while at the grocery store shopping for what to make us for dinner that night to pick up some cold beer for hubby/boy friend [Guinness]. Or if she must insist, a nice bottle of wine. Also to make sure the house is clean, the laundry is done, clothing folded and put away.
I believe it would be wrong to put such additional burdens and responsibilities such as maintenance of an automobile upon our women. As Austin Powers would say, YEAHHH BABYYY!!! They have enough to worry about now.
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