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Oh my god...you're an idiot.
I stopped by the supermarket tody after work to get some milk. I get out of the car and I'm walking the ten miles across the lot to the entrance (I like to park VERY FAR away...you're soon to understand why).
So this middle-aged woman in a newer model Intrepid comes around the corner, goes to park in a space and totally smashes a stack of three shopping carts (quite hard) with her front right.
Now first of all, there are numerous empty spaces on both sides of her car, yet she:
1) Decides to park in the space WITH THE CARTS IN IT and,
2) Quite obviously SEES the carts, yet cannot manage to avoid HITTING them.
Even better, she gets out of her car and walks into the store without even so much as a casual glance at the potential damage she has just done to her car (which looked nasty enough from where I was standing).
Now I'm wondering if this woman purposely rammed the carts out of the way with her car, or is just a completely oblivious idiot. I hate generalizing, so I can't make a blanket statement and say that all women are terrible drivers with no respect for their cars...but one wonders why you don't see many female car enthusiasts here. Just scary...
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