I was at an open track this weekend and there was a variety of cars around ... lots of domestics and lots of imports.
A girl sitting in our groups points to the two cars staging and says, "I hate rice." I turn around and look at the lanes and notice the two cars at the line are a Camaro and a Neon.
I pointed out they were both Domestic cars.
She replied, "The Neon is still rice."
My girlfriends responded, "... maybe it's white rice?"