I work at "The Happiest Place on Earth (that just built a new park that isn't making any money yet.)"
No, I've got an ol' '89 Accord LX-i, which I can highly recommend if you're looking for a beater to suck up some miles. Never have I seen a car with so many different things wrong that still wouldn't stop running. It's got no 5th gear, and it still gets better than 30mpg (and still gets to see 100+mph about once a month, when I'm running late
) The moonroof helps to make up for no A/C.