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Originally Posted by Rainbow Roadwarior
As a gay man myself, I have to inform you that your SL65 is , indeed- GAY! It has far too much style, muscle and head turning quotient to be straight. This is a car that is pumped and groomed.A car that has to go to the auto salon weekly for a wash and pedicure. Please contact me to have the car transferred into my name ASAP. I'll be glad to drop you off at the closest Dodge dealership where you may select from either the Heterosexual Caravan or bi-curious Crossfire. You may wish to purchase my lovers Mustang Cobra convertible. It's all black as well with 405 HP (up from 390), but we've been blacklisted from all the best parties for having a car thats too "butch". You"d think the boys would LOVE the leather and suede interior ?!?!? SERIOUSLY tho, As a gay man and auto enthusiast, drive what you want!there are no gay or straight cars! (well not since they discontinued the all white VW Cabrio!)
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This is an all time BEST answer to one of the silliest quesions I have seen or heard. Congratulations on a tremendous sense of humor. Obviously this owner needs to do a better job in recognizing jealousy.
All I know is that I am straight and that before I'd spend $180,000 plus on a car, I'd want to know if the car is gay. The only problem I seem to have is that when I ask cars if they are gay, they never seem to answer me. Does that mean the car is gay or not?