To put it simply I don't have one.
Wellington has to have the worst clubs in the world
The thought of Dancing to Britney Spears and NSYNC is far too disturbing for words, so that rules out the Grand and Coyotes, The Fat Ladies Arms has great 80's music every now and then, but the staff are absolute fucking dickheads. The Indigo plays crap music that I've never heard of, nor do I like and it's situated in Hippiesville, Wellington (Or should I say, Cuba St.).
Zeebos is a nice little club, if there's ever anyone in there, which there often isn't.
I reckon Auckland should have some wicked clubs though, the only problem is they're usually in the CBD region, which is over-populated with North Shore wiggers. I leave for Auckland on the 1st of November for 4 months, so I'll deliver my verdict on Aucklands scene once I leave...... I'm hoping it's better than Wellington's lacksture scene, though.