[tonioseven]

40-ish...........................49
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic.........................Small chest
Average looking..................Ugly
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Emotionally secure...............On Prozac
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first.................Former ho
Fun..............................Annoying
New-age..........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk
Professional.....................Bitch
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker





WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?





MEN'S ENGLISH:


I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay