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Old 01-08-2002, 10:52 PM
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Don't park too close to vans!!!

You have contracted a newly mutated strain of the dreaded Van-Aerial disesase which has jumped species to sedans. This dreaded disease causes erection problems leading to automotive impotence.

IIRC there is a cure, the mast can be surgically removed (antennasectomy) and a replacement mast grafted into the erectile apparatus (antenna motor). Your poor G will then be able to get it up like it used to. :alien2:

There is a post or two covering this procedure in the G20 forum, probably under audio. Otherwise, you have an FSM don't you? Is it covered in there?
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