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NOTE: Those from countries where the Lifesavers brand doesn't exist, they make a type of candy in the US.




Subject: Lifesavers




A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,

using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of

lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and

flavor. The children began to say:



Red............cherry,"

Yellow.........lemon,"

Green..........lime,"

Orange..........orange."





Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.





After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the

taste.





Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may

sometimes call your father."





One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh

My God!!!! They're assholes!"