One of my favorites...
A man went to the doctor and said, doc, I need your help. I need 3 Viagra's for this weekend. The doctor said, that is too much to take in one weekend. The man said, please, I really need them. The doctor said, why 3? He said, well my girlfriend is coming to see me Friday night, my ex is coming to see me Saturday night, and my wife is coming home Sunday night. So please, you have to help me. The doctor thought about it for a minute and said, ok, only if you come back in on Monday and let me check you out. The man said, ok, I will be here. The man comes in on Monday. The doctor walks in the room and the man is setting there with his arm in a sling. The doctor said, what happened to you. The man said...no on showed up!
