I have a friend the decided to spend $850.00 on a car alarm.. This alarm has a two way remote and can start the car. OH he has a manuel.... Any way he went in to the local safeway and while he was still inside he thought he would be hot shit and start the car from in the store. What he did not know is that he left the car in first gear. When he and the owner of the brand spanking new Honda accord were walking out they saw he 95 pontiac firebird

the rear end of the accord. All i could say to him was dude your such
Hope you guys and gals think this is as funny as i did?