[matada]

#2 is destined to be a crack addict. However, all the parents who named those children have already fulfilled that particular destiny.

Your childern grow to emulate the name they are given. You think Lance Armstong would have succeded as Earl Smarm? Nah. Not even a chance.

Every individual is a product of many things. Home environment, locale, and yes even a name. Imagine being the poor schlep who has to explain the quotation mark in his name.

Thank god the law allows for name changes.