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Old 06-18-2004, 01:36 AM   #4
Rainbow Roadwarior
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Gay SL65?

As a gay man myself, I have to inform you that your SL65 is , indeed- GAY! It has far too much style, muscle and head turning quotient to be straight. This is a car that is pumped and groomed.A car that has to go to the auto salon weekly for a wash and pedicure. Please contact me to have the car transferred into my name ASAP. I'll be glad to drop you off at the closest Dodge dealership where you may select from either the Heterosexual Caravan or bi-curious Crossfire. You may wish to purchase my lovers Mustang Cobra convertible. It's all black as well with 405 HP (up from 390), but we've been blacklisted from all the best parties for having a car thats too "butch". You"d think the boys would LOVE the leather and suede interior ?!?!? SERIOUSLY tho, As a gay man and auto enthusiast, drive what you want!there are no gay or straight cars! (well not since they discontinued the all white VW Cabrio!)
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