Hmmm, one of two things come to mind...1) Jealousy...(okay remember I am a chick here, take no offense gentlemen 
)...2) Really small pants memebers?...okay, so maybe not really, but I had to say it. 
Any how, I need to take a road trip, probably take me, lets say four days? If I don't dilly dally all the way there...j/k.
*ponders the distance from Reno to NJ*