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Old 06-13-2004, 09:14 PM
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" Insurance and registration please. "

" Uh, sure no problem....you're not gonna check the trunk are you?"

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One day, i'm gonna run a stop sign when it's pouring rain out, just to make the cop get out of his car and stand there in a huge puddle and get soaked while writing me up.

Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it right?

" Alright you, do ya know why i pulled you over? "

" Yeah! Do you know why i ran the sign? "
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