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Originally Posted by lazysmurff
then they might actually run some of the times they are claiming eh?
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But that would require that they remove their 30 HP body kit, their 5 HP each yellow stickers, and their wing that is actually a bench that was stolen from the nearby park to install a REAL performance mod. BUT, we all know that when it comes to racing, performance doesn't matter. Nah, it's all about whose bodykit has the least paint, who has more stickers, and whose car is the loudest.
So, in conclusion, if your car breaks 145 decibels (sound of a jet engine), has as much paint as an empty can of spray paint, and has more stickers than an 8 year-old girls lunchbox, it's gotta be the fastest thing this side of the nearest Pep Boys performance aisle.
