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Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
> problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
male gorillas of the species available.
>
>
> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Mick, a
> big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Mick, like
> most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample
> ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution. Mick was approached with a
> proposition.
>
>
> Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Mick
> showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
> carefully. The following day, Mick announced that he would accept
> their offer, only under three conditions:
>
>
> "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss 'er."
>
>
> "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
>
>
> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
> asked what was his third condition.
>
>
> "Wull," said Mick, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the
> $500."