I think we're all just one ding away from the looney bin.
Ding is, if you have the convenience package, the ding comes with it, If you have the buzzer, you don't get the ding.
Easy way to straighten this ding up is to remember that the damn ding is annoying, anyway.
I've got a two tone buzzer in an '86, but I had a dingy in an '84, go figure.
Most of the later '96 up, here in VA have a ding, and the fuel light/ door open/lights on ding, too.
So, getting back to the post,
Advn2rs, did you get the ding fixed or not?