I'm at a friend's house and a bunch of us are standing outside by my car talking when I hear this "slapping noise". I look up and this girl I barely know is smashing my hood with her flip flop! I can't believe what I'm seeing (I'm pretty anal about my car) and just blurt out "What in the FUCK are you DOING?!" She SMILES and says "Oh, you had a big spider on your car...tee hee" I go over and sure enough there is a dead spider but also a nice scuff mark. So I flipped out, lost it, and told her to get the fuck away from me and stay the fuck away from my car. She starts giving me this attitude and tells me I should "lighten up!". I wanted to throw this girl off a very tall bridge! What the hell is WRONG with some people?? Ok, so you drive a POS...go smash your shoe against your OWN CAR...better yet, there's a spider on the back of your head, idiot...here, let me get it...
If only we could ban people in real life. I want to be an Earth Moderator...
