Well, I've been reading a lot about these kills. They're my favorite posts to read. I've had a few myself, with different cars. MY FIRST: I was cruising up 132 on Cape Cod on my way from the mall. I was alone. My Camaro is by no means BEAUTIFUL, but looks very nice after a wash and wax. Well, I hadn't wasnhed it in a good two weeks, and it was covered in salt from the sea breeze. I pull up to this Italian kid driving a 6cycl Stang. It was red, tan covertible, g-fx, taillights, system, neons, whole 9 yards. So, I rev the motor a bit, and it's his g/f that notices. So he turns down his music and says, "You know what IROC stands for?" I say, "Na, whats that?" He says, "Italian Retaaad Out Cruisin..." I say, "Lets go." So light turns green, just dusted him.... When I was down there I was working at an AutoZone so I could pay my rent. Kid comes in to buy some new headlight bulbs. So I say to him, "You know what IROC stands for?" He goes, "THAT WAS YOU?!" and laughed, so I say, "it means, I ROCK..." asically a picture perfect, storybook ending. A few weeks later, I helped the kid pick out a cover for the car so he could put it away for the winter.
SECOND
This is a GREAT one, I told my mom about it last night.... I was down in the next town over with all my buddies Jumpin off a bridge into the river. We took 3 cars. Me and one of my pals take off in my TRANS AM, and I do about 70 all the way over rt2, a very windy state road in my area. I arrive in my town, and wait at a garage for my buddies. Me and one of my friends are just waiting, listening to music, and i see them coming around a corner, so i start to pull out and get behind the two cars, and a dodge neon wich is in the tail. So i pass the neon in a no passing. I pass my buddy's lumina in a no passing, as well as my other pal's camry. Next thing i know, going around another corner, I see a flashign blue thing on the dash of the neon. I say to my pal, is that just an ornament on the dash of that car? He's like, thats a f***ing cop. So naturally I decide to pull over, not knowing how long he's had my plate numbers, probably a few miles back. This old retarded lookin guy gets out, i get my lisence and reg ready. He dont even take it, just tells me, "You were driving wrecklessly back there, you're lucky im not callin ahead to set up a road-block!" Keep in mind, I live in redneck country in MA, the hilltowns. So i'm like, "sorry man. later..." and take off. I see the neon around the city next door all the time and give him he bird now. Turns out, he's auxillary police in the city. No authority whatsoever, just a radio, extra set of eyes for the police station...
Now if you will, share your stories with me. I have 1 or 2 more, but arent quite as interesting.... Thanks for listening.