Dude, I was kidding. Jeesh. And yes, I know all about the Zetec's origins from Cosworth.
Still doesn't change the fact that it's an underpowered motor in a heavy chassis. Ever driven a Classic SE-R in auto-X?
I'm also basing my little joke from an encounter I had a while back, which I never posted here. It was against a 4-cyl Cougar that kept trying to get in front of me in traffic, and started annoying me. After we both caught the same light finally, he decided to drag me and -- it wasn't pretty.
At least I hope it was a 4-cyl...