Shall we Repost once more???
If you were homework, i'd do you on the coffee table.
I heard you ankles were having a party. Why don't you invite your pants down?
OK I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes?
I can read you like an open book, but when do I get to read in braille?
Hi, I play the piano. Mind if I practice my fingering?
1-Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
2-"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
3-"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
4-"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."
5-"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee"
6-"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..."
7-"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" -
8-"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!"
-"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
9-"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
10-"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
-"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX
11-"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
12-First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" -
-"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
13-"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."
14-"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
15-"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
16-"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
17-"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"
-"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
-"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
18-"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
19-"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
20-You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
21-"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "
22-"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
23-"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
24-"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
25-"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
26-"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
27-"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
28-"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
29-"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
30-"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)
31"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
32-"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
33-"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
34-"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
35-"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
36-"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
37-"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
39-"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
40-you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
41-"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
42-"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
43-"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
44-"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
45-"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
46-"When God made you, he was showing off."
47-"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
48-"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in
the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
49-"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
50-"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
51-"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
52-"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
53-"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
54-"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
55-"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
56-"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
57-"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
58-"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
59-"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
60-"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
61-"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside
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