[moondog]

yeah baby! That's what we're talking about!

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spud would be,..... a cordia turbo bonnet scoop on yr mk2 escort which is btw poo brown in colour and has somthing like "westies on tour" plastered accross the windscreen, it has a tow bar that is so high up in the air due to the raised rear end that it is rendered completely useless! it has a standard exhaust(not a crime on its own normally) with a chrome tip on it so large you could stuff a cat up it , it has a rev limiter commonly known as "valve bounce" which your mates are impressed by,it still has the ford deallers sticker on it from when it was new which is now mainly brown and cracked,youve taken the badges off (also not normally a crime) but you have left the holes in the panel where they were, or fitted chrome buttons there,youve taken the bumpers off and put stickers over the holes where the bumper irons were, your performance upgrade is a ramflo filter.