Well, today I was in Ricer Heaven (read: Hell).
Sighting 1: Ricer flyby - older civic with white wheels, a body kit, and an exhaust bigger than its tires. Thought about turnin off the cruise and schooling his rather slow ass but I didnt need to get caught again (1 year diversion so I dont have to pay a 200$+ ticket)
Sighting 2: Civic EX with a giant exhaust and a bigger VTEC badge
Sighting 3: Prelude with its tricked out "carbon fiber" (read: stock hood painted black) hood. Body kit, clear lights and a loud sound.
I'm so sick and tired of seeing cars that don't match up to my piece of crap in performance but scream "I'm faster than a ferrari". All I can say is - after my community service is done (which is friday) and my girlfriend gets in... I'm gonna spank the next punkass who ricer flyby's me. (With a nice big 99 Trans Am of course

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