[taranaki]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Holy ancient fucking history! That list has been going around since before the last election.

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Somebody must be a mindreader ,in that case.


Accomplishments as President:


I attacked and overtook two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.

My record for environmental issues is the least of my concerns.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one
year period of any U.S. president.

After taking-off the entire month of August, I then presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.

I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a WMD.

I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Sadam's procurement
of Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on our
British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S.
president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.


I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
president in U.S. history.


I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.


I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or
ignoring the Constitution than any president in history.


I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.


I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and
refused to use national reserves as past presidents have done.


I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war > time.


I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind.


I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.


I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in

U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost all 50 states
of the Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order a preemptive attack
and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
history.

I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva > Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party
used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my
success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most resented country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World history.

I am actively working on a policy of "disengagement" creating the most hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South
Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate neighbor,
North Korea.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal investments
in corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead or
alive.

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I
have no leads and no credible suspects.

In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center attack I have
successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest
security failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
president in U.S. history.

In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.

I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and
have turned every single economic category downward -- all in less
than two years.

Do feel free to argue some of the points.It's far more dignified than trying to smear opinion that differs from your own.