There seems to be a common theme here, the best burnouts are done in your moms / dads/ friends / borrowed car.
Can't you guys do burnouts in rental cars like me?
I have two memorable burnouts. One was in an old full size Chevy van I bought for $300 as a farm truck. the tires were old and hard and I spun some massive donuts, lighting up the left rear all the way. I had to stop because the inside of the truck completely filled up with smoke (through the rust holes) so much I was choking and couldn't see.
Another was in my big block Fleetwood. It spun the tires so fast, and again they were old slippery rubber. Anyways, after about 30 sec. there was a pillar of smoke about 30 ft high, as there was no wind that day.