[mikegee]

Originally Posted by Okinawan Majik

dude i am just calling it how i see it....if the Z was the slowest thing in the world..which its not!!! it would still be tighter than a virgin with stitches!!! a neon...i cant believe people are trying to make the comparison!!!that kid in the H-2 commercial that cheated adn went off the track and beat all the other kids in the down hill race could beat a friggin neon!! I may be a jerk..but i got a car thats pimped....two actually!!! and I know American cars suck!!! so calling me a jerk serves what purpose? its ok...not trying to be hostile but really dude....who actually braggs about owning a neon? " HEY DUDE..GUESS WHAT I JUST ROLLED OFF THE LOT MAN.....A FRIGGIN NEON!!" no really dude, what you buy? " A FRIGGIN NEON, MAN....NO DOUBT!!! ITS TOTALLY AWSOME MAN!!!" ...dude are you high, neons suck....you got that chick pregnant didnt you?! ..."HUH, NO MAN....I GOT A NEON MAN....NEONS RULE!!! WHEEW!!! WHEEW!! HELLS YEA BRO....I GOTS ME A NEON, I TOTALLY TRADED IN MY PIMPED OUT PURPLE PROBE, AND COPPED THE N-IZZLE!!!! HELLS YEA MAN..THAT THING RUNS 2'S IN THE 1/4 MILE BRO!!" yea but its a suck ass neon...what the hell are you all pumped about...its a neon!! made by chrysler...you know chrysler...dude they hired celine dion to sing on their commercials....they make minivans out of wood!!...dude, do you have your reciept...you can take that back you know!!! "HELLS NO MAN..THE SALES MAN SAID I CAN BUY ALL KINDS OF MOPAR STUFF TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE NEONISH!!....WHEEEW... MAN THIS IS LIKE SEEING DAISY DUKES FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL OVER AGAIN, MAN WHEEEEEW!!!!...dude, your broke ass should have gotton a Z, thats pimped...but a neon? whatever man....tell you what... we still going out...let me drive...moms letting me take the 79 cordoba!!! it smokes ...but we wont get laughed at!!! dude...your an idiot!!

neons suck!!!!!!

calling you a jerk is a serious understatment. you are the most errogent annd imature person i've ever heard on here.