Hey Toy...got pulled over Sunday night...was accelerating past a bloody airport shuttle...doing maybe 65 in a 50.
Cop pulls me over..says how fast was I going..i say about 60...he said 80!
I ask to see the reading, he said he was following me for 400m using a correctly calibrated speedo in his POS commodore. So he asked for my licence (didn't have it on me)...asked my DOB..told him it was today, and he let me off!
Then he started asking me about my paint job
LMAO!!!
Sorry dude...I suppose I can get away with it and you can't!
