thats some funny crap dude(no pun inteded) birds suck i hit a pelecan once in my old sentra he was trying to get airborne but my car was traveling way to fast for him as he was trying deperately to get vital "lift " he smacked my windshield head on then rolled over my roof and got caught in my rear spoiler , after shakeing the car side to side (like before a restart in a race) he got loose fell onto the street and limped back across the road lucky to be alive after his encounter with a hell bent sentra and a white trash driver mad from a day at work no damage to windsheild but i did hit my head pretty hard laughing at his crippled butt . i got more twisted peleican storys but they realte more to my fishing pole and hook than to my car .only "possible road kill" i ever had was i had to dodge a moose at 80+mph he was big too at least 1700lbs ....the g has saved my ass so many times on the highway as it is soo stable
Mike
Put on your seatbelt were goin huntin .......