I'm not very superstitious either.....until now! I've been boasing quietly to myself about how I've been a member of AF for two months, and nothing has happened to my car. The boasting over...
I went out to get in it after work, to find out that a bird had crapped from the hood, over the winshield, across the sunroof, down the back window, and over my spoiler. Oh yeah, but it gets worse. You see, this wasn't your average bird. In fact, I'm 99.9% sure, it was a pteradactyl (although thought to be extinct, they're actually native to the Seattle area) or some large variation of the Whooping Crane. And, prior to releasing his excrement, he must have dined heavily on a large helping of blueberries, raspberries, blackberries and possibly Jolly Ranchers. So, not only was my black beauty stained with the usual white bird crap, it was also covered with blue crap, black crap and red crap. I scrubbed for hours...
I'll never doubt the power of the AF curse again....Oh, and I'll never park under that big oak tree either.