hellz yeah i love that show. i cant really pick a fav but here are some of my fav homer quotes :
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one,'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.
Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.
HOmer: no beer and no tv make Homer something something
Marge: go crazy?
Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!!! AAAA EE OH OH AEAE OEOEOEOE comeon marge gimme the bat. gimme the bat bat bat
god i love that show
