hey i like that first one kb, thats like one thats like it so here it is. I didnt make this up. sorry in advance to the ladies don't get offened by this, i dont want any hate mail or hate posts.
there are three blondes stranded on an island. they come across a lamp and rub it and a genie comes out. the genie says he will grant each of the girls one wish. the first one wishes to be twice as smart as she is now so she is turned into a red head. She then swims off the island. the next girl wishes to be twice as smart as the first, so she is turned into a brunette. she then makes a row boat and rows off the island. The last one wishes to be twice as smart as the other two combined so she is turned into a man and walks across the bridge to the city.