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Three blondes escaped from jail and were trying to get back home. After walking in the forest for many days, they came to a river that had a strong current. One of them asked, "How are we going to cross the river?"
God came down, feeling sorry for them, and granted them 3 wishes in order to get past the dangerous river.
The first blonde said: "I want to become a fish," and POOF!, she's transformed into a fish. After her friend puts her in the water, they realize that a fish obviously can't get out of the water, and so she was stuck in the water.
The second one realized what happened and says, "Oh no! I better become a really good Olympian swimmer." She dives in the water, but the current is so strong that she drowned after a couple of minutes.
The third one thinks about it for a long time and finally wishes to become a man. God transformed her into a man and all he did was walk to the nearest bridge 10 minutes away along the river!
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