[JD@af]

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats
are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in
Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed
between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The
bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of
beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was
located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and
skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which
lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared
to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"