Funny stuff. I wish people would cut to the chase like that more often.
Once again it's time for me to plug this link:
The Bloke Page
All kinds of Aussie/Kiwi male slang and lifestyle, plenty of laughs. I suggest you start with the glossary, otherwise it will be a bit hard to understand. Even helps with the article above, "slab" and "handbrake" explained...
Brent