" Fun things to do in Walmart (or Kmart-- preferably because I hate that place)
Chase your wife around, with your hands twisted, dragging a foot, and in your best metally deficient voice yelling MOM! MOM!, I LOVE YOU!... DON'T LEAVE ME HERE... I JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT... HELP ME MOMMY!!
Watching the other patrons look at your wife as she hauls ass to get away from you is priceless!
