This one happened to my dad's friend...
She was driving her 93 Caddy down Rt 46, and a huge@ss SUV pulls out in front of her in the middle lane. No big whoop. Then the lady in the SUV slams on her brakes and the woman in the Caddy drove right into the back of it. The SUV driver got out and my dad's friend started yelling asking why she stopped in the middle of the road. The SUV owner's reponse: "I dropped my cell phone so I leaned over to get it." She told the same story to the cops too. Needless to say the Caddy owner got fuk'd in that one.
A funny non-auto-wreck story...hmmm. Well one was when some lady came in with her 94 Buick Regal and couldnt figure out why her windshield wipers would only work if the left turn signal was on. No matter who she took it to, either they didnt believe her or couldnt figure it out.
(Eventually, I found out what it was for my dad by reading Nutz&Boltz. They had a thing on 94 Regal's and that glitch. I read it to him trying not to laugh too hard (and I didnt even know about the lady going there since she came a few days before I started my summer job working for him))