I was thinking that as I wrote it, that in Australia
Foster's is probably considered commercialized crap beer

Problem for me is that I happen to have cheap taste in beer. I love Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light, basically the cheap, really watery beers. Don't be fooled, I am no tolerance master (I wish - I just have my moments when I can pound them pretty well and
not lose my shit - but usually I'm one of the first to start slurring like a sonofabitch!!), but your cousin sounds like quite the champ! Maybe even enough to show up Dave.....
Hey, by the way, who the hell are we three punks to exclude you (where are our manners?!?!)... you should come too