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Old 11-08-2001, 12:46 PM   #1
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How to please women?

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a new five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

A very attractive guy at the front desk explains how the hotel works ... "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has a sign telling you what's inside the rooms."

So they start going up and on the 1st floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the 2nd floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This certainly wasn't going to do!

The friends move up to the 3rd floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." They agree that this is good, but there are still 2 more floors!

They move on to the 4th floor. On the 4th floor the sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds and are sensitive and attentive to women. They are perfect lovers. They are also single, loyal, rich and
straight." The women seem pleased but they all decide that they would rather see what
the 5th floor has to offer before they settle for the 4th.

The women reach the 5th floor but find that there is only a lobby with a sign that reads: "There are no rooms or any men here. This floor was built to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."
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