You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because He is also hard-working and honest, except for that Breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me
out, I will call my friends who will picket your
House carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you
have A nicer house than I do, and I'm just
Trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
And honest, person, except for well,
You know, I did break into your house And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only
a Fraction of the cost of my keep, and
There is nothing you can do about it
Without being accused of
cold,Uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
Bigoted behavior.
