Ijust split anthony's panties!

Originally posted by taranaki
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pics?
PMan can now be found at the local beach being a HOON in the sand dunes !!!
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Originally posted by primera man

PMan can now be found at the local beach being a HOON in the sand dunes !!!
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NOOOO!! WE'VE LOST P-MAN TO THE SUV TREND!!!


i mean...nice truck...:finger:

Originally posted by primera man

PMan can now be found at the local beach being a HOON in the sand dunes !!!
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Ideal for a quick conversion,eh Warren?

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/dilly/b/amg103s.jpg

Originally posted by taranaki


Ideal for a quick conversion,eh Warren?

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At 42cents a share i should be able to buy the whole darn fleet !!! http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/cwm27.gif

Originally posted by primera man


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At 42cents a share i should be able to buy the whole darn fleet !!! http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/cwm27.gif

If I win the Powerball this weekend,I'll buy the whole damn network.Guess what kind of nasty sooty old locos you'd be fixing then?:devil:

Originally posted by taranaki


If I win the Powerball this weekend,I'll buy the whole damn network.Guess what kind of nasty sooty old locos you'd be fixing then?:devil:
Well, if you are buying the place you will need a "Right-Hand Man" by your side .....hint hint :p
So that should get me out of those smelly old engines :finger:

Originally posted by primera man

Well, if you are buying the place you will need a "Right-Hand Man" by your side .....hint hint :p
So that should get me out of those smelly old engines :finger:

Sorry,job goes to someone who can drive my personal Ka.Maybe Big Bird.;)

Tell you what,I'll reopen the Refreshment Rooms at Taumaranui,if you're willing to wear a skirt and a frilly apron we'll se if ewe can't promote you there.:D

Originally posted by taranaki


Sorry,job goes to someone who can drive my personal Ka.Maybe Big Bird.;)

Tell you what,I'll reopen the Refreshment Rooms at Taumaranui,if you're willing to wear a skirt and a frilly apron we'll se if ewe can't promote you there.:D
Cool...i always wanted to bring back those good old Railway Pies :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

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'tis settled then.:D

Now I just hafta scoop the powerball.:cool:

Is it true that Standard & Poors are advising Tranzrail to spend next months diesel money on lotto tickets?

Originally posted by taranaki


....we'll se if ewe can't

I hereby prove that Kiwis are always thinking about sheep :rolleyes: :p



Originally posted by taranaki


Tell you what,I'll reopen the Refreshment Rooms at Taumaranui,if you're willing to wear a skirt and a frilly apron

The thought of Warren in a skirt and showing off those legs kinda kills my appetite.....

Originally posted by freakray


The thought of Warren in a skirt and showing off those legs kinda kills my appetite.....
Beleive me...it would be better then looking at one of them pies.:finger: :finger: :finger:
:D

At least You can use them as spare wheels.

the thread title should be changed to "Kiwi chat, with P-Man and Taranaki. ONLY P-Man and Taranaki..." :finger:

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
the thread title should be changed to "Kiwi chat, with P-Man and Taranaki. ONLY P-Man and Taranaki..." :finger:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING IN HERE THEN :finger: :finger:

:p :p

errrrrr........................Nice Terrano II there Warren..............Now how about that Alfa 156 :D

Originally posted by Jimster
errrrrr........................Nice Terrano II there Warren..............Now how about that Alfa 156 :D

If you would be kind enough to send one over i'll take very good care off it :flash:

Originally posted by primera man


If you would be kind enough to send one over i'll take very good care off it :flash:

Warren...............Careful???? Nice try mate :finger:

WTF? :huh: :huh: :huh:


What the hell have you done with Warren? :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:


If you dont return the Primera owning Warren from palmy right away Ill be forced to make a road trip with small quantity of explosives. Just enough to destroy another pointless waste of steel. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:







Dear god man I thought you had taste and common sense, what ever the hell are you going to do in that inefficant waste of money?
You live in one of the flatest cities in the world, where a traffic jam is a myth that no one has ever actualy seen. You can't even make the excuse that you've joined a 4wd club and are going mudding on the weekend, as the off road potential of that pile of crap is about the same as the FWD '78 Civic sitting in my driveway.

That pile of left overs from the Nissan parts bin has only one purpose.
To make an insecure person with lots of fake jewlery feel superior to everyone else in the false belief that in a crash they will be "better protected". The feeling of extra safety usualy reachs its peak just as the said pile of left overs lands on its roof and crushs the kids belted in the back to death.


Please tell us its just a loan car from the mechanic, and this is some practicle joke!
Iv meet you on several occasions and Iv meet your wife once, your both far far better ppl than this!
Please don't fall for the private school parents image trap and turn into wanna-be Remuera snobs!

Originally posted by Moppie
WTF? :huh: :huh: :huh:


What the hell have you done with Warren? :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:


If you dont return the Primera owning Warren from palmy right away Ill be forced to make a road trip with small quantity of explosives. Just enough to destroy another pointless waste of steel. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:







Dear god man I thought you had taste and common sense, what ever the hell are you going to do in that inefficant waste of money?
You live in one of the flatest cities in the world, where a traffic jam is a myth that no one has ever actualy seen. You can't even make the excuse that you've joined a 4wd club and are going mudding on the weekend, as the off road potential of that pile of crap is about the same as the FWD '78 Civic sitting in my driveway.

That pile of left overs from the Nissan parts bin has only one purpose.
To make an insecure person with lots of fake jewlery feel superior to everyone else in the false belief that in a crash they will be "better protected". The feeling of extra safety usualy reachs its peak just as the said pile of left overs lands on its roof and crushs the kids belted in the back to death.


Please tell us its just a loan car from the mechanic, and this is some practicle joke!
Iv meet you on several occasions and Iv meet your wife once, your both far far better ppl than this!
Please don't fall for the private school parents image trap and turn into wanna-be Remuera snobs!


At least they actually aren't still for sale NEW in NZ :eek: The Nissan Mistral is essentially the same car as our Terrano II- which can't even stick it to a CRV...............In fact I think I hate every SUV that entered Kiwi land as a used import- I saw countless numbers of the things bogged down in mud, while being towed out by Cherokees and Defenders (Proper off-roaders)- it's always a guaranteed laugh though :D- I could never stand the drivers either- ESPECIALLY Pajero (The most suiting name for a car) drivers.

Originally posted by Jimster

ESPECIALLY Pajero (The most suiting name for a car) drivers.


The short wheel base Pajeros and Patrols, as well as the Izuzu Bighorns are actualy very respectable off roaders, easily as good as the Short wheel base Land Cruisers, which we all know are almost on par with the offerings from Range Rover and Jeep.

The Terrano/Mistral however is a very distant cousin of the Patrol, so distant that any itimate activity between them would not produce a mutant, and any off road ablity the Patrol chassis once had is blunted to the point that a high enough Curb will pose a problem.
The Terrano body sits lower on the chassis, and wheel travel is heavily compromised, as is ground clearance with the lower sills. While the depature and approach angles are reduced to worthless by the increased frount and read over hangs. And of course the gear ratios and g/box are set up for trolling around in traffic, not plugging in mud or climbing over rocks.

MOPPIE....I luv you to :finger: :finger:

I know its sad ...but it's true.

PS....The wife says she will bitch slap you next time she sees you !!!
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This thread is already destined for greatness...

Why???!?!?! WTF has happened to PMan?? :( I hope he gets better soon. :( Apparently alzheimers has set in a lot sooner than is typical.

(Where is the smiley shaking his head with dismay?? I need him right about now.)

Originally posted by boingo82
Why???!?!?! WTF has happened to PMan?? :( I hope he gets better soon. :( Apparently alzheimers has set in a lot sooner than is typical.


No need to worry girl...i've still got the Prime-Evil :devil: :devil:

;)

Originally posted by Moppie



The short wheel base Pajeros and Patrols, as well as the Izuzu Bighorns are actualy very respectable off roaders, easily as good as the Short wheel base Land Cruisers, which we all know are almost on par with the offerings from Range Rover and Jeep.

The Terrano/Mistral however is a very distant cousin of the Patrol, so distant that any itimate activity between them would not produce a mutant, and any off road ablity the Patrol chassis once had is blunted to the point that a high enough Curb will pose a problem.
The Terrano body sits lower on the chassis, and wheel travel is heavily compromised, as is ground clearance with the lower sills. While the depature and approach angles are reduced to worthless by the increased frount and read over hangs. And of course the gear ratios and g/box are set up for trolling around in traffic, not plugging in mud or climbing over rocks.

I wasn't slamming thier off-road ability- even the LWB Pajeros are pretty good off-road (Save for the departure angle in the latest ones) But the drivers of the cars piss me off (as I was stating) when they are on the Tarmac ;)

Originally posted by primera man

PS....The wife says she will bitch slap you next time she sees you !!!



Driving that pile of parts bin casteoff's she'll never catch me!

Oh well now I know I can buy a nice slow crappy car and still know that it will always be faster than yours :finger: :finger: :finger:



Now, about that alzheimers, I highly recomend you get it seen to quickly, there are drugs comeing on the market that can help slow its development, and I think you can still be helped.
The last thing we need is you running off and buying a Vitara for the kids to drive in a "few years" when they have thier licences, or even worse wanting an MGB to keep in the garage as an on going project and pathertic attempt to recapture your lost youth, hell if your not carefull the Prime Evil could be replaced by an MX5. :eek:

Isn't it time for the 2nd annual Million Primara man march ?:finger:

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
Isn't it time for the 2nd annual Million Primara man march ?:finger:

just wait until he goes on vacation again...:devil:

Originally posted by S13_Iketani


just wait until he goes on vacation again...:devil:

:lol2:

Originally posted by Moppie



Driving that pile of parts bin casteoff's she'll never catch me!

Oh well now I know I can buy a nice slow crappy car and still know that it will always be faster than yours :finger: :finger: :finger:



Now, about that alzheimers, I highly recomend you get it seen to quickly, there are drugs comeing on the market that can help slow its development, and I think you can still be helped.
The last thing we need is you running off and buying a Vitara for the kids to drive in a "few years" when they have thier licences, or even worse wanting an MGB to keep in the garage as an on going project and pathertic attempt to recapture your lost youth, hell if your not carefull the Prime Evil could be replaced by an MX5. :eek:


Don't go knocking the MX5 now! They are one of the best handling cars of the 90's- the wieght distribution is almost 50/50 and with a decent motor up the front (and DEFINITLEY not the weak 'n' weedy 1.6) they are capable of some rather dangerously quick driving :D

Moppie moppie moppie :rolleyes: ....you poor lost soul....you really are digging the hole bigger with the wife !! :p :p

Isn't it time for the 2nd annual Million Primara man march ?......now that is just plain nasty !!! :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by primera man
you really are digging the hole bigger with the wife !! :p :p


Buried alive with a beutiful women, dosnt so bad :huh:
:p :p :p :frog: :frog: :frog:

Originally posted by Moppie



Buried alive with a beutiful women, dosnt so bad :huh:
:p :p :p :frog: :frog: :frog:

You been drinking again !!....i can tell :finger:

Originally posted by primera man


You been drinking again !!


Not yet, wait around till after midnight. :D

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