Mule Vs. Car

http://www.carolinamule.com/images/3MulesShadow.JPG VS. http://www.hertz.com/fleet/guide/images/US/cars/hyundaiaccent.jpg

Okay....
The mule first....
PROS
*Not so damn complicated. No ECU's, no idle speeds, no octane requirements
*Cheap to buy
*Cheap gas
*Performance lowering is simple...all you need is a hatchet
*Plenty of headroom
CONS
*Horrible exhaust note
*Could use a catalytic converter
*Bumpy ride
*Once the engine dies....there's no repairing it, and it can't be salvaged for parts.

And Cars...
PROS
*Faster than a mule
*Better looking than a mule
*More comfortable
CONS
*ECU's, Oxygen sensors, valve-knock, and all the other damn things that seem to always go wrong and take a ton of work to fix
*Expensive

This is so funny. :) I'd say that the mule looks better than that Hyundai so I'd take the mule. I'm tall and I don't fit in most cars. You can also modify your Mule just as well as a car. Racing stripes are hard to pull off though. :D

slap a type r sticker on that Mule and it'll whoop anyting in its site lol

Definitely the Mule gets my vote.
At least there won't be any ricers on the road! :D
Or wait... is there a way to make the Mule *ricy*??
hm.....

yep jus read above

and add some powered by GOD stickers lol

hahahah i think you can salvage a dead mule. all you gotta do is cut him up and eat him. see he also serves as food. thats not too bad. i'll pick a GT-R over it anyday though, you can pick up more chicks with a GT-R when a mule

Yeah I can't see too much action happening on the back seat of ya donkey!

Why not get a mixture of both