fishing joke

A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath

some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and

lights it. His grandson says, "Grandpa, Can I try some of your

cigarette?"

"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says.

"No," says the little boy.

"Then you're not big enough."

A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer our of his

cooler and opens it. The little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have

some of your beer?"

"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?", he says.

"No," says the little boy.

"Then you're not old enough."

Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets

hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of

cookies and eats one. The grandfather looks at him and says,

"Hey they look good. Can I have one of your cookies?"

"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little

boy.

"I most certainly can!" says the grandfather.

"Then go f*** yourself," says the boy, "These are my cookies!"

:eek: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

:hehehe: :spit:

Heard it, it's an old one, except it is a little different...it was funny at the time.

Pretty funny!:silly2:

LOL.... :spit:

i just laughed really loud and i think my family thinks i've gone crazy

:lol2:

Brilliant...

LMAO

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:D Now that is comedy :D