Friend For Dinner (G Rating)

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."


And my day-o-bliss is scheduled for next may. :D

The last hurrah!!:(















j/k:D

I think the saying says "The grass is always greener on the other side" Or was that "over the suptic tank?" I dont remember.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Or was that "over the suptic tank?" I dont remember.

:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
The latter!:D

Erma Bombeck was a truly hilarious author who wrote books by the titles of : "When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home" and "Family: the ties that bind...and gag" She also wrote one called "The grass is always greener over the septic tank"

Just my random, pointless post of the day ;) I was falling behind on posts/day :D

Anyways, for those who are literate... her books are truly funny. I've only completed "when you look..." but she's so cynical. :)