A Little Math & Extra Effort

This is very important. Especially for those of you still young & working.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
Here's how to achieve 103% or even greater. A little equation that
might prove helpful in the future! So, what makes life 100% or
greater??

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future:

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26

Then;
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only
K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But;
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However;
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management, and
motivational speakers really mean when they
want to exceed 100%!

Give it all you've got . . .
After you've read this you will find it interesting to note that
A S S K I S S E R = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 5 18 = adds up to 120%.

There's always somebody in the group that's giving 120%, isn't
there?


Just spittin' some knowledge to our youth out there!:D

rofl, I knew it all along! :D:D

DVS, you've got WAY too much time on your hands!! :D

Sweet dude! Gonna post that on the wall right now.

Originally posted by nubiannupe
DVS, you've got WAY too much time on your hands!! :D

:D :D

Originally posted by nubiannupe
DVS, you've got WAY too much time on your hands!! :D

He's had all weekend to come up with that :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..j/k

Originally posted by primera man


He's had all weekend to come up with that :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..j/k


http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ed/the_finger.gifhehe

I like it alot... :)

That did indeed help to make my dreary day a bit brighter. Thanx DVS! :D

i always knew bullshit would get me farther than hardwork:frog:

hmm. now that's a good one...

Originally posted by Cavallino
i always knew bullshit would get me farther than hardwork:frog:

I always knew ass-kissing would get me farther than bullshitting. j/k

yeah but asskissing leaves a foul taste in your mouth.

Originally posted by Cavallino
yeah but asskissing leaves a foul taste in your mouth. I think you're doing it wrong. Don't suck so hard. ;)

And make sure you wipe the brown off your nose....

sniff sniff

you figured that all out by yourself.... LOL!! :)
looks like you had a really good time on the weekend :D

Originally posted by jay@af
I think you're doing it wrong. Don't suck so hard. ;)

:huh::huh:

yeah that's pretty discusting :apuke:

How to give 103% in Life!





We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%."
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that
might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you
achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management, and motivational
speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
:D :D

Again, I am stupified by the sheer genius of that logic! Seriously!

HAHAHA! i think i am going to take up consulting...

that makes complete sense to me:bandit:

Agree with that totally

damn ive been givin 103% for about 10 years now. and my bosses said i wasnt puttin enough effort in :rolleyes: :D

suddenly the world is so clear to me now :)

My life is complete now...my postcount isnt.:rolleyes:

That's going on my new-age college-boy kiss-ass bosse's bulletin board in the morning......

wasn't this posted before?
by KB i think

Originally posted by gang$tarr
wasn't this posted before?
by KB i think

Repost! :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Repost! :D

Now both threads are together! :) Post away!

either way its new to me and pretty funny

Yeah i was wondering where the hell this thread came from...

The truth is out there.....B.I.L.L. G.A.T.E.S. is only giving 85%.:alien2: But then I'm one eyed about it:alien2: